20 ways to annoy Kouga

1. Tell him Inuyasha called him a b!#(& and say you agree.

2. Tell him Kagome called him a b!#(& and laugh.

3. Point down and tell him you like his skirt.

4. When he battles say he's good but Inuyasha is sooo much better.

5. Whenever you see him howl like a wolf.

6. Accuse him of having a crush on Inuyasha because he visits so often.

7. ..When he retaliates by saying he only comes for Kagome nod and say "Yeah... riiiiight."

8. Drag him around by his tail (Isn't it cute?).

9. Inform him that Kagome is having Inuyasha's children (*snicker*)

10. Inform him that Kagome is having Miroku's children (Poor Miroku… he'll never know what HIT him).

11. Say, "oh my god Kagome died!!!"

12. Show up at the wolf's den and make yourself at home.

13. ..Then tell him that since your "Kagome's friend" he can't do nothing about it

14. Say, "Sooo...what do you wear under your skirt?" (Hehehe)

15. Dress up like Kagome and flirt like mad with him.

16. Dress Ayame up like Kagome and tell her to flirt like mad with him. (^_^)

17.Walk over to him and say, "Jewel shards?...........you wuss!"

18. Point and say "oh look Kagura!"..."oh never mind it was just a bird”, repeat every two minutes.

19. Tell him you think Ginta and Hakaku are cuter than him.

20. Tell him Kagome insisted he worship you for her affections (He probably would too, eh?)