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1. Ask him how babies are made.
2. ..When and if he explains, look mortified and cry.
3. When he asks you to bear his child (that is if you’re female) laugh in his face.
4. ..Proceed by looking shocked and asking "Oh! You were serious?! Oops."
5. Point in a random direction and say "Look naked women!!!!!"
6. Ask him why he wears a dress...when he answers, ask again.
7. While he's sleeping (She starts a lot of these with those words) give him a makeover.
8. While he's in the hot springs steal his clothes.
9. ..for a good laugh leave him only Kagome's skirt.
10. Tell him you know Inuyasha wouldn't mind bearing his child (chuckles evilly)
11. After he gropes someone and gets slapped, look at his cursed hand and say "Maybe Naraku had the right idea.”
12. Sing "Miroku and Sango sittin’ in a tree..."
13. Tell him you think his staff is huge....so he must be compensating for something.
14. Accuse him of being gay....insist his womanizing must be a cover-up.
15. Tell him the wind tunnel doesn't count as a weapon.
16."Fall down" and tell him you can see up his DRESS.
17. Grope him (honestly I don't know if that would annoy him or not but...I'd do it! ^_^)
18. Tell him you just saw Sango flirting with some guy
19. ..and she asked him to bear her children!!!!!!!!
20. Introduce him to modern day porn, but since he's a "monk" he can't have it.
2. ..When and if he explains, look mortified and cry.
3. When he asks you to bear his child (that is if you’re female) laugh in his face.
4. ..Proceed by looking shocked and asking "Oh! You were serious?! Oops."
5. Point in a random direction and say "Look naked women!!!!!"
6. Ask him why he wears a dress...when he answers, ask again.
7. While he's sleeping (She starts a lot of these with those words) give him a makeover.
8. While he's in the hot springs steal his clothes.
9. ..for a good laugh leave him only Kagome's skirt.
10. Tell him you know Inuyasha wouldn't mind bearing his child (chuckles evilly)
11. After he gropes someone and gets slapped, look at his cursed hand and say "Maybe Naraku had the right idea.”
12. Sing "Miroku and Sango sittin’ in a tree..."
13. Tell him you think his staff is huge....so he must be compensating for something.
14. Accuse him of being gay....insist his womanizing must be a cover-up.
15. Tell him the wind tunnel doesn't count as a weapon.
16."Fall down" and tell him you can see up his DRESS.
17. Grope him (honestly I don't know if that would annoy him or not but...I'd do it! ^_^)
18. Tell him you just saw Sango flirting with some guy
19. ..and she asked him to bear her children!!!!!!!!
20. Introduce him to modern day porn, but since he's a "monk" he can't have it.
Literature
100 things InuYasha wont do
1. Ask Kagome on a date.
2. Admit his burning love for Kikyo.
3. Pick Kikyo over Kagome.
4. Tell Kagome thats shes fat.
5. Pretend his human form is actully his He-Man form.
6. Admit his brotherly love for Sesshoumaru.
7. Call Kagome a bitch when shes not looking.
8. Tell Kagome to fuck off when she tells him to sit.
9. Laugh at his own doggie ears.
10. Eat Kagomes home made cooking.
11. Say the words "Shippou will you marry me?"
12.Dress up as Naraku for halloween.
13. Turn down the chance to kill a demon.
14. Start communicating with Kagome telepathicly.
15. Say Kagome 5 times in the same sentence.
16. Go out with the 'Lawds'
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Yours for Eternity: Chapter 7 END
Time went by since the night Sesshomaru and I made love. Rin was so excited about the things she had learned each day she wouldn't stop talking about them at meals. Jaken avoided me as much as possible. He seemed to detest the fact a human like me was the one his lord chose. It saddened me to be so hated, but there was nothing I could do about it.
I was reading to Rin in the garden while Sesshomaru sat nearby keeping an eye on us. Rin had grown to love my stories while I loved her like a little sister. She had become one of my best friends at this castle.
The smell of spring came with the breeze as the cherry blossom petals fell around us.
Literature
100 things sesshoumaru wont do
100 Things you will never
see Sesshoumaru do
1. Bring out his own fitness video.
2. On fitness equiptment saying "This is great! You should buy this aperaturs!"
3. Win a Bafta at the soap awards.
4. Purchase a Happy Meal with an extra large banana milkshake.
5. Sing the hockey kockey at the children's christmas party.
6. Run like David Hasslehof down a beach.
7. Make ice cream and jelly for you and your friends .
8. Be a male underwear model.
9. Advertise the new LINX spray for men.
10. Pose for family photographs.
11. Become a sales assistant at 'New Look'.
12. Babysit.
13. Graduate from beauty school and become a professional
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Remember: Tell me which number you thought was funniest and I woll make a short story out of it
This one is freakin hilarious, man
P.S. I also have 20 ways to annoy Inuyasha, Naraku, Kagome, Kouga, and Kikyou
P.S.S I got these off some site and thought you guys might want a little laugh...so I posted them
This one is freakin hilarious, man
P.S. I also have 20 ways to annoy Inuyasha, Naraku, Kagome, Kouga, and Kikyou
P.S.S I got these off some site and thought you guys might want a little laugh...so I posted them
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